Himanshu Mishra
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This is a collection of my favorite fortunes generated by the fortune program. Read how this works

Thu Aug  3 19:24:06 IST 2017
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/ If you stand on your head, you will get \
\ footprints in your hair. /
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\ . _ .
\ |\_|/__/|
/ / \/ \ \
/__|O||O|__ \
|/_ \_/\_/ _\ |
| | (____) | ||
\/\___/\__/ //
(_/ ||
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| ||\
\ //_/
\______//
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(____(____)

Mon Jul 31 09:06:25 IST 2017
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/ You definitely intend to start living \
\ sometime soon. /
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\ ,+*^^*+___+++_
\ ,*^^^^ )
\ _+* ^**+_
\ +^ _ _++*+_+++_, )
_+^^*+_ ( ,+*^ ^ \+_ )
{ ) ( ,( ,_+--+--, ^) ^\
{ (@) } f ,( ,+-^ __*_*_ ^^\_ ^\ )
{:;-/ (_+*-+^^^^^+*+*<_ _++_)_ ) ) /
( / ( ( ,___ ^*+_+* ) < < \
U _/ ) *--< ) ^\-----++__) ) ) )
( ) _(^)^^)) ) )\^^^^^))^*+/ / /
( / (_))_^)) ) ) ))^^^^^))^^^)__/ +^^
( ,/ (^))^)) ) ) ))^^^^^^^))^^) _)
*+__+* (_))^) ) ) ))^^^^^^))^^^^^)____*^
\ \_)^)_)) ))^^^^^^^^^^))^^^^)
(_ ^\__^^^^^^^^^^^^))^^^^^^^)
^\___ ^\__^^^^^^))^^^^^^^^)\
^^^^^\uuu/^^\uuu/^^^^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\
___) >____) >___ ^\_\_\_\_\_\_\)
^^^//\_^^//\_^ ^(\_\_\_\)
^^^ ^^ ^^^ ^

Sat Apr 8 11:36:11 IST 2017
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/ Just because the message may never be \
| received does not mean it is not worth |
\ sending. /
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\ ,-^-.
\ !oYo!
\ /./=\.\______
## )\/\
||-----w||
|| ||

Cowth Vader

Tue Feb 14 13:49:43 IST 2017
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/ Today is the last day of your life so \
\ far. /
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\
\
.::!!!!!!!:.
.!!!!!:. .:!!!!!!!!!!!!
~~~~!!!!!!. .:!!!!!!!!!UWWW$$$
:$$NWX!!: .:!!!!!!XUWW$$$$$$$$$P
$$$$$##WX!: . $$$$$ $$$UX :!!UW$$$$$$$$$ 4$$$$$*
^$$$B $$$$\ $$$$$$$$$$$$ d$$R"
"*$bd$$$$ '*$$$$$$$$$$$o+#"
"""" """""""

Fri Feb 10 19:04:27 IST 2017
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/ You may be gone tomorrow, but that \
| doesn't mean that you weren't here |
\ today. /
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\ ___-------___
\ _-~~ ~~-_
\ _-~ /~-_
/^\__/^\ /~ \ / \
/| O|| O| / \_______________/ \
| |___||__| / / \ \
| \ / / \ \
| (_______) /______/ \_________ \
| / / \ / \
\ \^\ \ / \ /
\ || \______________/ _-_ //\__//
\ ||------_-~~-_ ------------- \ --/~ ~\ || __/
~-----||====/~ |==================| |/~~~~~
(_(__/ ./ / \_\ \.
(_(___/ \_____)_)

Fri Feb 10 09:31:30 IST 2017
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/ Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at \
| the office? A: You do all of the work |
| and the fat guy in the suit gets all |
\ the credit. /
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\
\
^__^ /
(oo)\_______/ _________
(__)\ )=( ____|_ \_____
||----w | \ \ \_____ |
|| || || ||

Tue Jan 31 13:28:24 IST 2017
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/ No violence, gentlemen -- no violence, \
| I beg of you! Consider the furniture! |
\ -- Sherlock Holmes /
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\ / \ //\
\ |\___/| / \// \
/0 0 \__ / // | \ \
/ / \/_/ // | \ \
@_^[email protected]'/ \/_ // | \ \
//_^_/ \/_ // | \ \
( //) | \/// | \ \
( / /) _|_ / ) // | \ _\
( // /) '/,_ _ _/ ( ; -. | _ _\.-~ .-~~~^-.
(( / / )) ,-{ _ `-.|.-~-. .~ `.
(( // / )) '/\ / ~-. _ .-~ .-~^-. \
(( /// )) `. { } / \ \
(( / )) .----~-.\ \-' .~ \ `. \^-.
///.----..> \ _ -~ `. ^-` ^-_
///-._ _ _ _ _ _ _}^ - - - - ~ ~-- ,.-~
/.-~

Tue Jan 31 07:17:15 IST 2017
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/ The ripest fruit falls first. -- \
\ William Shakespeare, "Richard II" /
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\ /\ ___ /\
\ // \/ \/ \
(( O O ))
\ / \ //
\/ | | \/
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|m| |m|

Mon Jan 30 12:31:29 IST 2017
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/ All generalizations are false, \
| |
| including this one. |
| |
| -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's |
\ Calendar" /
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\
\
.--.
|o_o |
|:_/ |
// \ \
(| | )
/'\_ _/`\
\___)=(___/

Mon Jan 30 12:31:29 IST 2017
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/ October. \
| |
| This is one of the peculiarly dangerous |
| months to speculate in stocks in. |
| |
| The others are July, January, |
| September, April, November, May, March, |
| June, December, August, and February. |
| |
| -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's |
\ Calendar" /
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\
\
.--.
|o_o |
|:_/ |
// \ \
(| | )
/'\_ _/`\
\___)=(___/

Mon Jan 30 12:30:15 IST 2017
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/ You will be Told about it Tomorrow. Go \
\ Home and Prepare Thyself. /
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\
\
.--.
|o_o |
|:_/ |
// \ \
(| | )
/'\_ _/`\
\___)=(___/

Mon Jan 30 12:29:15 IST 2017
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< Just to have it is enough. >
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\
\
.--.
|o_o |
|:_/ |
// \ \
(| | )
/'\_ _/`\
\___)=(___/